In step with the tone of the newest Doritos installment of the Hotel626.com , Asylum626.com, which is being promoted like a movie, has its trailer playing in movie theaters across the country. Although only :30 in length and hence much shorter than the average trailer, it's obviously a trailer nonetheless. True to it's horror-ific style, it can be found before playing before the following box office releases:
A movie about how hot it is when Megan Fox does anything, including eating you. I'd let her devour me. Yes, I mean it like that. And like that. 
A touching tale about coming-of-age, sisterhood and botched murder. Scariest thing about this movie is Rumor Willis' Jay Leno-esque chin, no contest. 
I have no snarky comment. This looks legitimately frightening. 
Matt Damon + mustache = bloodbath...of laughs! Bring the whole family!If you're planning on seeing any of these movies in the next week, get there early and behold the bone-chilling Asylum626.com trailer, then pull your thumb out yo' mouth and grow up! Sissy.
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